The old forum is dead. Long live the forum.
With that out of the way, I hereby declare these lands free for all manner of silliness.
Go crazy. But not too crazy. But not not-too crazy.
Find a middle ground.
Make love to a cactus.
Declare a neutral autonomous zone in the city of your choice.
Build yourself a rowboat and try to conquer Zimbabwe.
The world is your oyster, my friends. And a sticky, slimy, goopey affair it is, too. So roll up your sleeves, unzip your trousers, and unclam that crustacean by any means necessary. And please, for the love of all good things, suggest a better metaphor.
